Because I talk about disability in my show, sometimes people ask me questions about disability like I'm some kind of authority on the subject. I'm not. However, I try to help out if I can. Once, a very sweet and sort of shy guy came up to me after a show and told me he worked as an orderly in a home for the severely mentally and physically disabled. He then pulled me aside to ask me a question. He said, "There is this woman I take care of. I sometimes see she's having a really hard time...uhhh...masturbating....What I want to know is...What should I do? "I said, "Well...for starters...I think you should probably stop watching her masturbate.
I’m Spring Day (real name, hippie parents)
Moving back to the United States after having lived in Japan and traveling the world for 16 years has been a bit of a head fuck, especially since I now work in the U.K. My blog “The United States of Shock!” is where I give my brilliant and bitter two cents, pence, yen and euro on my experience with culture shock and current events. If you have any questions you would like to have answered in a snit, email them to email@example.com