And Jesus said, "Why are we letting people in from Shithole countries?"
Given what Agent Orange said yesterday, here are 10 reasons America is more of a shithole than Haiti, El Salvador and African countries.
10. Public transportation in America is punishment for not having a car.
9. When opening a bank account in the U.S. The source of money can be categorized as from ”lottery winnings” but not “savings”.
8. Strip malls, They are a leading cause of depression.
7. Solo Cups, a date rapist's cup of choice.
6. School lunches don't include food.
5. Charles Manson had better healthcare than most Americans.
4. Coke, both kinds.
3. Kansas, Dorthy was a fool to want to go back.
2. Hot Topic, enough said.
1. iOS Updates. We may have the latest technology but what's the use if we can't use it?
I’m Spring Day (real name, hippie parents)
Moving back to the United States after having lived in Japan and traveling the world for 16 years has been a bit of a head fuck, especially since I now work in the U.K. My blog “The United States of Shock!” is where I give my brilliant and bitter two cents, pence, yen and euro on my experience with culture shock and current events. If you have any questions you would like to have answered in a snit, email them to firstname.lastname@example.org