Hello June, fancy seeing you here so soon!

The move to our new home is nearly complete. Just a few more rounds of deep cleaning the old place to go. My husband took me to a funfair in the neighbouring park on Saturday and we stayed for about 5 minutes before I said ‘Can we leave now?’ My husband thinks I like funfairs and I do, in Hallmark movies— where the employees are paid well and punters win the stuffed animal they wanted on their first try.

Granted, there was no atmosphere because we did go to the funfair pretty early in the day, when most kids the funfair is targeting are just waking up from naps. The whole thing just made me want to spend money we would have spent at the sad funfair to set up our new place with funfair games for training ‘offseason’ to be game fit for winning proper prizes at Winter Wonderland in December, my favourite and least sad travelling funfair of the year. Also, I wonder if it is worth it to declutter our home from time to time by getting. UFO machine for guests to use when they come over to the house and can take whatever they catch. Pobably not a great idea for dishes but useful for the sex toys we’ve been gifted when we got married but I have complicated feelings about. Not so much using the sex toys but the clean and upkeep. I mean, my one-handed dishwashing skills are best described as a ‘good effort’ and I have reservations about using the dishwasher to clean them. Maybe it’s all the time I spent in hospital but I firmly believe germs should have their own designated area and should not be given an opportunity to cross over to new territory. Wow, this blog post got gross fast.

Anyway, I had a lovely time at the Cambridge Comedy Festival last Sunday doing a WIP for my upcoming Edinburgh show Spring Day :Exvangelical. I also got to see Yuriko Kotani’s latest WIP for her next Edinburgh show Yuriko Kotani: The Meanings of Life —a delightful and important show, I can’t wait to see when it is finished. We took the train back to London from Cambridge together and she captured this amazing photo: